Will Happy the Clown return for another year whatever the hell it is he does at Hay Days?
Will every vendor booth contain a snow bike this year, or will there be a couple hold outs who didn’t get the memo?
Just how many more Polaris Pro X seats will sit languishing in the swap again this year?
What will be the creepiest sled wrap seen in the swap or vendor area?
Will the special commemorative Hay Days beer mug exceed the SuperSizeMe 120-oz. capacity as it did a couple years ago? And will Chad let me shoot a photo of him again this year?
…Which begs the question, how many people will be passed out before Noon on Saturday?
What will Roger Skime think of all the mayhem?
Whose ego will be rewarded for having built the most outrageous LOOK-AT-ME hauler?
What product will I run across that stops me dead in my tracks and makes me actually ask “WTF?” out loud?
Will Logan Christian take a break from staring at his can of delicious Doc soda long enough to sign autographs with his other Team Arctic teammates?
Will Arctic Cat legends Roger Skime and Jim Dimmerman be able to clearly focus on all the beautiful, lovely snowmobiles?
How many first place finishes for Team Arctic grass draggers?
What hilarious shirt will Team Arctic’s Ryan Simons wear that honors his mentors Dwight Christian and DJ Ekre?
How many questions about Arctic Cat’s long-rumored 800 engine will engineers like Russ Ebert (left) and Greg Spaulding answer during the weekend?
How many people can you shove into the Arctic Cat booth?
Will Team Arctic’s Jolene Bute continue to make Rob Kincaid and David McClure look presentable?
Who will be the most bad-ass swapper?
Arctic Cat’s Waiting For Winter guy married winter at Hay Days a few years ago. Was #20FootTucker their first or second child?
Will the temperatures be seasonable, or wicked hot?
Do you really?
Will Rodney the Webmaster forgive me for stealing his best material? Will he continue to deliver the paper on time? And will he please continue to impart his special brand of humor on me and anyone else who crosses his path?
And finally, what sled(s) will Arctic Cat unveil at 1pm on Saturday?
Thanks for reading!