I’m thankful 10,000 people paid to witness the absurdity of this situation and, more importantly, that I get a portion of the gate.
I’m thankful the outfit I’m wearing completely obscures my true identity.
I’m thankful I can risk my life for the inglorious distinction of jumping just one single Caddy with my snowmobile.
And I’m thankful it’s Friday, Dec. 27, 2013.